Please come in with an open heart and a snack to share.Are you ready to take on life’s biggest, most vacuous questions?
I made this beautiful film for a science class. Our teacher made the mistake of telling us to log 50 hours doing an “artistic project” of any sort whatsoever.
Actors: Adam Selon as Randus McShirehampton; Zach Barr as Bianco Druffus; Rafferty Thompson as August Waynahrd.
My Take On War
Troops still in Iraq? America needs to stop starting new wars! We should be spending that money on a World War II gritty reboot called 2 World 2 War.
Trying to Remember the President’s Name While Half-Asleep
Roomba Barelly
Rebecca Baruffus
Bill Bramblebarker
Is “Black and Yellow” a racial unity message in the tradition of “Ebony and Ivory”?
In another classic CityBeat™, Jerry Tipman goes straight to the people to extract the newest opinions on the urban nightlife. Music by Code, Loveshadow, and scottaltham.
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In the first ever episode of CityBeat™, Michael T. Wright chatters about his passions and gives us an exclusive sneak peak of his upcoming collaborative e-project. Music by Kevin MacLeod.
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Michael Jordan Awareness Day is on February 17th this year.
Notes on the Constitution
The U.S. Constitution is 5,000 years old.
The document was originally a set of directions for constructing a cattle cart, but was edited by Mesopotamian priests into the form we know today.
The Constitution places all citizens in a social contract: the police protect the people in return for sexual slavery.
In 1620, a devious serf, Dilhelm Tobias, ferried the Constitution to America on the Mayflower.
In 1922, the Constitution was removed from its crystal chamber and incorporated into a batch of sorghum moonshine.
The U.S. now uses the Bible as its sole source of law.
This is “That’s My Christmas”, a brisk minuet from the new double-disc holiday compilation The Continental Express. A beautiful falsetto dances over a chorus of merry horns while precise, full-bodied percussion leads the tune in its festal march.
